Bug Chug

We did it again! Phillip, Tim and Victoria join us today. Matt gives a great Uber Minute where he assigns rap names to all the hosts and now features a hot new theme song. We play Hat Tapics and do some weird news stories. Like, Subscribe, and enjoy! We love you.

News Links:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-drinking-cockroach-milk--12612137

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/shock-pentagon-report-reveals-ufo-12606986

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/security-guard-films-ghost-haunting-12556784

Birth Bomb

Happy birthday to Taylem! On our 40th episode we get the whole family together. Ike, Taylem, Tim, Victoria, Matt, Phillip and Andrew all join todays celebration. We do an Uber minute where Matt pitches us a new product to help cyclists survive and we play Real of Fake News. Then for a grand finale we have our live studio audience participate in What's In My Mouth! It's a mess of an episode, but the fun punctures through the airwaves and we God Awful Guarantee you will laugh and smile with us. Like, Subscribe and send us an email for Taylem's birthday. We want to hear from you. Enjoy! godawfulnetwork@gmail.com

Oscar Cat

Here we go again! Tim and Victoria join us for some Oscar talk, swag bags and they bring us a Morpheus the Mascot update. We play another round of Hat Tapics including Schrodingers Penis, Spring Forwards, is it better to have robot arms or robot legs and gas station televisions. Go to our website www.godawfulnetwork.com and submit your own Hat Tapics for a shout out! Enjoy!

Also, to the very nice girl I met at the rodeo... this episode was recorded before we met... so stay tuned. 

HipHop FlipFlop

It gets a little heavy in this one guys. For the first time Taylem tried to make some content for our humble podcast. Thank You Black Panther is a satirical look at Black Panther with out any spoilers. Spoiler Alert: it may be more offensive than funny to you. If this is the case maybe we should take a break from each other for a while because this is not working out. Later Andrew and Matt join for a game of What's In My Mouth: Wakandy Edition. Enjoy! Like and subsicribe!

Pedestrian Pout

Andrew joins us today for another round of Hat Tapics. Matt rants about college students not using crosswalks and being oblivious to his quiet hybrid car. The hosts contemplate thinning the herd and the consequences of vehicular accidents. Matt also gets more gifts from Cards Against Humanity. Listen, like and share. The link to submit your own Hat Tapic is below this post. Keep it God Awful Five Stars everybody.

PEDESTRIAN POUT

Crosswalks, giant cockroaches & micro-dosing along this boulevard of broken dreams.

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Psychedelics, Terence Mckenna, Micro-dosing

Shoutout: Elviis Incognito

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1 silver back gorilla vs 3 JOHN CENA's

Shoutout: I_eat_ass

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How soon is too soon to masturbate to a dead porn star? August Ames died

Shoutout: Mrs Bean

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The best 90s afternoon cartoon.

Shoutout: Andrew from Slicks

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Hat Tapics

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Kaiser Stroze

Brother Justus returns for a very special Brolo episode. We talk hybrid cars, Dino DNA and this thing called a Homunculus? It is basically human semen inserted into a unfertilized chicken egg... and well life will find a way... And get smashed by a book. We also tune in while the Astros win the World Series. Like, share and subscribe!