Another episode of the God Awful Five Star Podcast is in the can! It's a real sausage fest on this episode. Matt shines more light on the plight of the Uber driver in another Uber Minute and we play a new game Working Title where the hosts have to guess a movie from a very obscure and short description. Phillip joins us and Producer Mike steps in behind the scenes. Check out our new Hat Tapic popup on www.godawfulnetwork.com and join the conversation!
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We did it again! Phillip, Tim and Victoria join us today. Matt gives a great Uber Minute where he assigns rap names to all the hosts and now features a hot new theme song. We play Hat Tapics and do some weird news stories. Like, Subscribe, and enjoy! We love you.
News Links:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-drinking-cockroach-milk--12612137
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/shock-pentagon-report-reveals-ufo-12606986
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/security-guard-films-ghost-haunting-12556784
Here we go again! Tim and Victoria join us for some Oscar talk, swag bags and they bring us a Morpheus the Mascot update. We play another round of Hat Tapics including Schrodingers Penis, Spring Forwards, is it better to have robot arms or robot legs and gas station televisions. Go to our website www.godawfulnetwork.com and submit your own Hat Tapics for a shout out! Enjoy!
Also, to the very nice girl I met at the rodeo... this episode was recorded before we met... so stay tuned.
It gets a little heavy in this one guys. For the first time Taylem tried to make some content for our humble podcast. Thank You Black Panther is a satirical look at Black Panther with out any spoilers. Spoiler Alert: it may be more offensive than funny to you. If this is the case maybe we should take a break from each other for a while because this is not working out. Later Andrew and Matt join for a game of What's In My Mouth: Wakandy Edition. Enjoy! Like and subsicribe!
Australia. Another week, another episode! We Australia talk about our international listeners and which host can pull in the next country. Australia. Tim and Victoria join us after spending the weekend judging robots. They were harsh. One robot cried, but that wasn't what it was designed to do so they took off points. Damn. Australia. Matt was human trafficker for a day and Taylem invents another useless god awful device. Enjoy! Australia! Australia! Australia!
Andrew joins us today for another round of Hat Tapics. Matt rants about college students not using crosswalks and being oblivious to his quiet hybrid car. The hosts contemplate thinning the herd and the consequences of vehicular accidents. Matt also gets more gifts from Cards Against Humanity. Listen, like and share. The link to submit your own Hat Tapic is below this post. Keep it God Awful Five Stars everybody.
PEDESTRIAN POUT
Crosswalks, giant cockroaches & micro-dosing along this boulevard of broken dreams.
Psychedelics, Terence Mckenna, Micro-dosing
Shoutout: Elviis Incognito
1 silver back gorilla vs 3 JOHN CENA's
Shoutout: I_eat_ass
How soon is too soon to masturbate to a dead porn star? August Ames died
Shoutout: Mrs Bean
The best 90s afternoon cartoon.
Shoutout: Andrew from Slicks
TAPIC TAKEOFF
We did it! The God Awful Five Star Podcast has reached drinking age with 21 episodes. Thank you all for your interactions and feedback helping us evolve. To celebrate the anniversary of our first episode we have dedicated this very special episode to answering your Hat Tapics, The comments are open at the bottom of this post for this episode on our SHOW FEED PAGE. Please comment if we missed the point or got anything wrong with your submissions. Links to submit your own Hat Tapics are at the bottom of the page. Enjoy!
HAT TAPICS
Juliana McCarthy
Astrology
Whats your Tapic?: Astrology
Do you believe a person's Astrological sign says anything about them?
Which signs do you hate? Or love?
Are you attracted to a particular signs' energy more than others?
http://www.etherealculture.com
MRMIYAGI21
Missing the urinal...
"A wise man washes his hands after he pees,
an even wiser man does not pee on his hands."
DISCUSS WHY YU NO HAVE GOOD AIM IN BAFROOM?!
@BrokeOffPunk
Album Release Parties
Whats your Tapic?: -Album Release Parties-
With the Internet making any song or album easily accessible, making money through music is harder than it was before, even if the product is good.
Along with taking Pre-orders online, Bands and Artists are also starting to write songs specifically for Digital Download (Think Itunes, Spotify, & SoundCloud Exclusives) and vice versa when it comes to CD-Only Tracks.
Sometimes even these incentives don't reel in possible consumers, so Musicians like to throw Album Release Parties to get fans directly involved. Only problem is these parties tend to be quite bland and a lot less organized than they used to be. Sometimes Bands will perform a high-energy set of their brand new material from front to back, while other times they just get a DJ to play their new record at a venue while everybody drinks and pretends to be interested.
What are we missing? Flamethrowers? Strippers? Kiddie Pools filled with Pasta??
'Tapic' of Discussion: How can Artists put the 'Party' back into Album Release Party?
Dr. Carl Winslow (no relation)
Next trending media platform
"GUS" Gustafer
Flat Earth. True? Or NonFiction?
JasonStevens11
Zombie Apocalypse Plans
Juicy J
Games you love/miss as a kid.
Brother Justus returns for a very special Brolo episode. We talk hybrid cars, Dino DNA and this thing called a Homunculus? It is basically human semen inserted into a unfertilized chicken egg... and well life will find a way... And get smashed by a book. We also tune in while the Astros win the World Series. Like, share and subscribe!