Listen in as the God Awful Team takes on “Goodbye July”

CHAPTER ONE: It Begins 

We each give up something for the entire month. Failure to abstain from said activity will result in four consequences corresponding to each violation. The first four consequences will be the same for each participating member. Although, Upon reaching the fifth and final violation of the challenge,the consequence to be administered will be that of the violator’s suggested punishment. The goal is essentially to avoid this fifth and final violation.

The consequence for the first of the four violations will be 10 push-ups and 10 sit-ups to be performed by the violator. The second violation will result in the violator having to withstand the Ice Bucket Challenge. The third violation will take the form of a blended concoction(made by the other participants)to be consumed by said violator. The fourth violation will result in the violator having to withstand the fires of The Toe of Satan (a lollipop made with a 9 million scoville unit chili extract).

God Awful’s co-host Matt has chosen to give up America’s favorite pastime, Drinking(Fuck baseball but Go ‘Stros)! Our very own Long Haired Freaky Person has offered up his long locks for his fifth and final consequence. I’m not sure a haircut is gonna keep this guy from imbibing a brew during the recordings and not to mention the weekly trivia night at The Richmond Arms Pub.

Co-host Taylem isn’t to keen on giving up alcohol or cigarettes but has chosen to forego eating meat during the height of grilling season, what is this guy thinking? The Charred Barbie may be his demise. Oddly enough Taylem’s chosen punishment is similar to that of Matt’s, a haircut of sorts. He’s offered up his beard to the Gods of the podcast ether even though the rest of us just might want him to keep it.

Regular Feature of the podcast Andrew, has chosen to give up Master(De)bating. So it’s “Wakey Wakey Hands Off Snakey” for this guy or else the rest of the God Awful crew gets to dress GeneralMonkey69 in costumes of their choice for five of his Twitch streams. We’re thinking Chicken, Cowboy, Astronaut, maybe a Mermaid? Who knows what else ,the options are endless people.

Recurring Feature Ike is saying adios to Pie! Don’t get too excited, it’s House of Pies. He’s also giving up Kolaches and Luby’s. He’s a vegetarian people, and these are his favorite things and places to eat. Looks like he’s gonna have to get inventive or else it’s a date with a razor. Ike’s offered up a shaving of the face but wasn’t too specific on what. An eyebrow? The beard? Looks like either is up for the taking.

Rounding out the “Goodbye July” team is the newest member of the God Awful crew, Me, Mike. I’m saying “Goodbye to Romance”(Ozzy is God) and giving up talking about my most recent Ex(I still love you, please call me if you see this). Unrequited love is a motherfucker and this is my only way out. So I’m saying hasta luego(bye) to the one that got away or else it’s the tattoo shop for this guy. That’s right! For my fifth and final punishment I’ve offered up my body to the God Awful team in the form of a tattoo. The other participants get to pick the design(no penises or vaginas and nothing relating to my ex) but I get to pick the location. I’m sure whatever the pick ends up being it’ll be regrettable. So tune in and keep up all month long to see how things play out for the God Awful team during a sobering month of Goodbye July.   

Good luck team, 

Producer Mike